Jabberwockyan action


I’m thinking that faced with a Jabberwock I’d offer cake — probably ice cream — possibly with caramel fudge sauce.

If I intended to go on the offensive, I’d arm myself with deoderant (as chosen and worn by a classroom of 14 year old boys). This weapon is guaranteed to stop any creature (upto and including a charging rhino) in its tracks.


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