Want to hear some rude words? Ask me about Yahoo. The XXX won’t let me add a profile photo. Oh, it pretends to. It makes me sit there while it says it’s uploading. And then, wham! Box closes, no photo.

So I look at the help centre. Oh, good. I can pick an avatar instead (gotta love avatars when you’re camera shy). But no. On my profile page, the avatar option remains stubbornly away from home.

Bah humbug. I bet Yahoo’s punishing me because I’ve turned on every privacy setting I could find.

Paranoid? Moi?

Just cross.